Getting started

       It was a saturday morning when you provalish that you have 3000 dm in your shtek. "What I'm going to do with my money"-You asked yourself. "Heeeej I have a great idea" - said a voice in your head. - "I will go to London and learn malo English so I can get a better job or smuving a English talking girl". This was enough... your plan will become true. Only you must first think what should you need for your trip. Well first you must have overen validate passeport and visa. Next, you must go to one of the agenciaz who sells a plain tickets dirktly to London, or with some usputnih stanica. Zatim, you must have a 2-3 raznocolournih kishobranas and of course some new stvari to obuchet yourself.  So you have odluchio to go to the buvljak and buy whatever you need for a journey. After you came back from buvljak you have started to pakujeted your kofere. Firs you put your stuff, your chetkica for teeth, kishobranz, swimming gace, soap, shampoo, brijing paste, gilletez, condoms and peshkirz. In the second kofer you must first izvaditi drugs and opijatez becouse carina doesn't like to see drugs in kofer. After this job you can put money and other stuff in the other kufer. We preporuchujemo to yourself to do not nositi more than zwei koferaz becouse of your muvibility and protection of the kradljivaca of the coferz. All right. Now only to buy tickets for plain. You have choosen to go to agencia named "Travel or bust". You buyed 1 povratna ticket and go to home to sleep becouse tommorow te wait naporly put to London... But before you go travel you must understand what mean travel four-five ours in a plain. The najbitnije is that you go to the apoteca and buy something for povracanje and head-hurt. It si very important to do this becouse human organizm can react very napadno and you can have many complications if you do not postupish how it's need. OK. That is for now. This intro lession can explain to you how it looks like when you think in your head in English language. It si not vey hard, you ken see this right now... oki..that's it...now you can choose this two links:

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